Claus Vs. Claus

Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus, tell me what is wrong with you
I'm seeing all those dirty looks from way across the room
Makes it hard to concentrate on teddy bears and roller skates
Can't you see I'm working here, there's so much to do
I've gotta finish up the list, I'm rolling up my sleeves
It's time to make that yearly trip, they call it Christmas Eve
Mr. Claus, Mr. Claus, I really hope you know
You're not the only jolly elf that's running this North Pole
I fix the sled, pick up the slack, I keep the business in the black
You never tell me thank you, and you barely say, "Hello"

I guess I've had it up to here, I'll really be relieved
When you finally fly the coop, come this Christmas Eve
What happened to the Christmases of yesteryear
Making toys and having a ball
Now it seems the good old days have disappeared
Grumbling and bumping shoulders in the hall

Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus, I must apologize
I don't work any kind of normal, steady 9 to 5
Oh honey, I'm aware of that, you're building this and flying that
But don't forget who gets the reindeer ready for the sky
It's time we try to work it out, I really do believe
We'll be dancing round the tree, come this Christmas Eve
What happened to the Christmases of yesteryear
Making toys and having a ball
Now it seems the good old days have disappeared
Grumbling and bumping shoulders in the hall
Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus, it's getting 'bout that time
I hope you understand you're still the apple of my eye
I was your lady, don't you know, before your beard was white as snow
Together Dear, one day a year, we always get it right
Now that the sleigh is packed again, I really do believe
I think I'm gonna miss you, come this Christmas Eve
We're in harmony again, I really do believe
I think I'm gonna miss you, come this Christmas Eve