My Roommate Is Away

My roommaty is away
Just went off his bro
He's surfing for ten day
Up in Mexico

So let me hear you say
That you don't have to go
Let's make this ten whole day
Pass by in slow-mo

And in the mornings I won't mind you hair
And in the nights we'll cook our in underwear
And if the kitchen left a mess, who even cares?
We don't, my roommate is not there

See now we're all alone
You no longer have to blush
There won't by anyone
To hear you when you flush - besides me.

There's no need to run
And there's no need to rush
I can be Sally to your mom
I just got you a toothbrush

And in the mornings I won't mind you hair
And in the nights we'll cook our in underwear
And if the kitchen left a mess, well, who even cares?
We don't, my roommate is not there

And on the bed you may use my old clothes
And on the couch you can cut your toe nails off
Feel fre to even use the toilet without closing the door
Oh girl, the house is yours