Brown Eyed Handsome Man - Single Version

Arrested on charges of unemployment
He was sitting in the witness stand
The judges wife called up the District Attorney
She said, "Free that brown-eyed man
If you want your job, you better free that brown-eyed man"

Flying across the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walkin' 'cross the sand
She'd been walking 30 miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown-eyed handsome man

Way back in history, three thousand years
In fact ever since the world began
There's been a whole lotta good women shedding tears
All for a brown-eyed handsome man
It's a lot of trouble with a brown-eyed handsome man

Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
Between a doctor and a lawyer man
Her mother told her, "Darling, go out and find yourself
A brown-eyed handsome man
Just like your daddy, he's a brown-eyed handsome man"

Marlo Venus was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hand
She lost both her arms in a wrestling match
To meet a brown-eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a brown-eyed handsome man

2-3, the count with nobody on
He hit a high fly into the stands
Round the Third, he was headed for home
It was a brown-eyed handsome man that won the game
It was a brown-eyed handsome man