All I Want

Ho ho ho, what can I get for you son?
Hi man, my name is Dave and I want a twin action carbon red rider
200 shot range model air rifle
(No, you should try out!)
Okay (I'm sorry)
Oh, okay (I guess, yep)
Then, then I want-, I want a coke fried cheeseburger (no)
Okay, no I want a Mountain Dew (no)
No, uh, actually I just kinda want to get my own unicorn (Uh, no unicorns)
All I gotta do to get a unicorn (I- no)
All I gotta do to get a unicorn (This list is a little long)
It's not important

All I want for Christmas is this short list (that's good)
And of course this (right) oh, and these Porsches (mm-mm)
So all I want for Christmas is this whole list (whole list)
But if I don't get it (mm), I'd still so blessed (yeah)
And all I want for Christmas is a fast car
Like a rap star (yeah) no, like NASCAR (yeah)
A savior was born, what more could I ask for? (Jesus)
Unless you sayin' I can ask more
Then all I really want is this

I wanna know God in a bigger way
Have my own mall, yeah
Plus a Chick-fil-A, uh, ay
I wanna ball like I'm Michael J
Crawl up the wall like I'm Spider-Man get away
Get a little cray scream like I'm Lil Tay
Swim in a little lake scare all the kid away
And eat a little steak with a little bit of a little cake
And let Christmas go right there to the month of May

I want the freshest pair of Air Max
Till all the haters got to stop now stare back
Like I'm riding on a unicorn down on Fairfax
Bareback screaming out, what the heck you staring at

I want to always pick the fast line
When I'm in the gas line when I gotta pass time
Go faster than a cat up a fast climb
And have all my teams win the game now by half-time

All I want for Christmas is this short list (shortlist)
And of course this (right) oh, and these Porsches (mm-mm)
So all I want for Christmas is this whole list
But if I don't get it (mm), I'd still so blessed (yeah)
And all I want for Christmas is a fast car
Like a rap star (yeah) no, like NASCAR (yeah)
A savior was born, what more could I ask for? (Jesus)
Unless you sayin' I can ask more
Then all I really want is this

I wanna roll with my little team
Hit the scene, I'ma buy out the Krispy Kreme
A big hug plus a cup full of Listerine
To every stank breath thug acting a little mean, huh
Let them know about the one who could get 'em clean (clean)
Let 'em know about the son who can get 'em free (free)
They can have a real love plus a little peace
And I'm only knowing that because he so real to me

Arcade of Centipede and some Pac-Man
And everywhere I go there'd be a rap jam (yeah, yeah)
And every show that I flow would be packed man
With every rap fan now from white to black and
I want 100 caps and a hat stand (okay)
My own jam band to play when I ram, man (ram, man)
Put it live while I'm wavin' at the grandstand
And wear the handstand, just because I can, man

All I want for Christmas is this short list (that's good)
And of course this (right), and these Porsches (mm-mm)
So all I want for Christmas is this whole list (whole list)
But if I don't get it (mm), I'd still so blessed (yeah)
And all I want for Christmas is a fast car
Like a rap star (yeah) no, black NASCAR (yeah)
A savior was born, what more could I ask for? (Jesus)
Unless you sayin' I can ask more
Then all I really want is this

Okay, ho, ho, ho
David West, we'll see what we can get done here
Next, what is your name?
Speckhouse, yeah (Team Speckhouse)
My list is super short
Yup

All I want for Christmas is my two gold teeth
Some frankincense on a gold Christmas wreath
Not on them Ramirez, but throw it in cheap
Baby Jesus for the best nativity, you see
All I want for Christmas is my two gold teeth
And my gold check and gold house in Waikiki
I'ma need a disc man that play this KJ CD
We all be doin' way too much for Christmas, for real
Y'all know

Merry Christmas