Why so Beerious?

A time-worn tradition, created by men
Who harvest and brew it, time and again

A difficult mission, so bold and humane
To resolve all the burden of rational strain

Follow the exit, choose the escape
There is a way out of this senseless charade
Salvation is near, there's no need to pray
Genius in a bottle is right on it's way

Devoted to the liquid gold
A way of life can't be controlled
Proud to be delirious
You better ask yourself
Why so beerious?

Sparkling, delicious, comforting and cold
This elixir of heaven will never get old
Immortal, undying, the ultimate cause
A fluid perfection without any flaws

But so sad to see, so hard to believe
So many think there is more to achieve
I refuse to perform, I refuse to incline
Hops, yeast and grain, put them all on a shrine

Devoted to the liquid gold
A way of life can't be controlled
Proud to be delirious
You better ask yourself
Why so beerious?

I'll shut your mouth and open mine
I drink so I can't walk the line
I'm useless and replacable
No need to be available
You tell me all the things to do
But what the fuck is wrong with you?
I drink myself to death before I put up with your shit

Nothing can stop me now
No one will keep me here
Never I'll understand
Why so beerious?