Stonetown

Let's get this piece in here
We gon' find a whole fuckin' piece in here (Gemini, just like Gemini)
Just like Gemini, let's get that piece, you know what I'm saying? (Stuff it in the whole thing, just like)
Got to get that right (yeah, just-, yeah, Gem)

Welcome to Stonetown (welcome to Stonetown)
Where weed is the game (we love weed)
Out here in Stonetown (you know where we are)
Weed is the name

Welcome to Stonetown, it's a tokers paradise (Stonetown)
The cannabis rivers are flowing
We're blowing bowls all through the night (down in Stonetown)
The atmospheres always inviting, enlightening, uplifting for all (Stonetown)
The Andaca-Annas, a diva aroma just seeps through the walls (down in Stonetown) (hiya)

What's up y'all? It's Mr. JR, I'm like the Sheriff of these here parts
Call me Mr. White Herb and protector of the PERBs
And every other herb wanted at large
It's like the wild, wild west fall, come up in and just love us
Where cops get high too, no undercovers
Like Chris Columbus, come and discover
A new world better than sex with no rubbers

Where everybody's getting high with each other
And when a joint goes out, we just light another
Come on brother, let's all get along
Oh, look, there's the president, Mr. Cheech and Chong
And by now, you should know it's Johnny Richter
Welcome to the Stonetown marijuana mixer
Nice to meet ya, stay as long as you want
But first, you gotta clear the bowl out my fucking ball

Welcome to Stonetown (welcome to Stonetown)
Where weed is the game (weed is the game)
Out here in Stonetown (you know where we are)
Weed is the name (what's my motherfuckin' name?)
So welcome to Stonetown (welcome to Stonetown)
Where weed is the game (weed is the game)
Up here in Stonetown (Stonetown)
We're so glad you came (we're so glad you came)

Howdy forks, how's it been going?
The crops near done and the kegs is flowing
This way to the hotel where we smoke well
But it ain't no Holiday Inn (no!)
It's a busted up brothel, an Amsterdam hostel
A really rundown dive
A cover-up for the plants that we got inside
Where we get whiskey drunk, and we dance all night, yeah

Let me take your bags and your things
Let's give you 29 bongs rips, none of which sting (ah!)
Hops got the kill bud, X got the chronic
Richter got a hefty bag full of supersonic, and me?
Me and Bobby D, we stone silly
Double-edged banger, next up is Greg Philly
Stuck from the scissor hash tone down living
They call me Dirtball, and I'm Stonetown driven

Welcome to Stonetown (welcome to Stonetown)
Where weed is the game (weed is the game) (we got weed)
Out here in Stonetown (you know where we are)
Weed is the name (what's my motherfuckin' name?)
So welcome to Stonetown (welcome to Stonetown)
Where weed is the game (weed is the game) (you know the name)
Up here in Stonetown (Stonetown)
We're so glad you came (we're so glad you came)

With that whole piece of the ball, just like Gemi'
Nah, nah, nah, just like-
You know, like stuff it in the whole thing, just like-
Yeah (it's D-Loc), yeah, just like Gem'

Well, so good to be here, it's nice to meet ya
I'm looking around at the people I greet
Now look at me face, look at me feature
So make it look crazy, I'm smoking my reefer
Call me the chief, I sprinkle the Keith
Head of the class, a science teacher
After the school, not after the sound
I crash my car into the bleacher

I'm breaking them down from pounds to grams
Penis to pretzels, Eva Tan
Quest are ever carttash the bill
I'm Superman, Shaquille O'Neil
Surfing to kill, it's on the DEC
Bad as a box, so who's a mess
I check my text, I sent a tweet
I took the pitch, I smoke my weed

Welcome to Stonetown (welcome to Stonetown)
Where weed is the game (weed is the game) (we got weed)
Out here in Stonetown (you know where we are)
Weed is the name (what's my motherfuckin' name?)
So welcome to Stonetown (welcome to Stonetown)
Where weed is the game (weed is the game) (you know the name)
Up here in Stonetown (Stonetown)
We're so glad you came (we're so glad you came)

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