I'm a Pirate

Downloading illegal stuff like a pirate
Don't do that i'd rather must admire it
If i need someone to count all this booty i'll hire it
If i have a cannon and i'm mad i'll fire it

Give the high fives to black-beard not johnny
Pirates scream Argh matey not help mommy
I ride in a boat styled audi
Sara is way better than tommy

Riding around in my boat on sea
I keep all my pirate booty on me
Kill a first mate if they too scrawny
You can't talk to me i'm lily afghani

Ay i'm a pirate and we ride on boats
Got killer hooks cuz we are the goats
Ice is so cold give you the flu get some coats
We don't make lean we make root beer floats

Skrt on the sea like i skrt on the land
Dirt on my seat like the dirt in the sand
Blurt out the mean like hurt i can't stand
Burt on oml-E (Grouch lands is a place in Elmo - which is omle backwards)
Like grouch lands bird bit off my hand

I'm so ill, now feel scurvy
I'm so thicc, i feel curvy
I'm ill like i got mono
Evil like kitano

Spend all my money on a boat and booty
Now i'm a pirate but i still feel moody
We watch fish and for land but no movies
Making pirate beats like the moral till it's groovy

We flash our grills while argh screaming
We do something cool make eyes beaming
Cook up we're making steam buns and steaming
And we are so much fiercer than we be seeming

We send scallywags and punks up to heaven
We hang out with our mates like we're brethren
I've been trappin as a pirate seven

We are also called pirates when we pirate dvd's
We shred on the half pipe like it've cvc
Dude when i tell you trust me i'm daadyjd
Use sprint unlimited, not at and t

Ay i'm a pirate and we ride on boats
Got killer hooks cuz we are the goats
Ice is so cold give you the flu get some coats
We don't make lean we make root beer floats
We ride on the ocean and cause a commotion
We were around much much before invention of lotion
We see what the sea does we see all the motion
I'm a pirate, we ride on the ocean