The Window

Are you ready to get started?
Keith
What?
Perhaps you better ask them again and they will respond
Loudly and with genuine enthusiasm
Are you ready to get started?
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made 'em cry.
When the boys came out to play,
They threw him out the window, the window, the window
They threw him out the window!
When the boys came out to play, they threw them out the window!
OK it's your turn now
Humpty-Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses, and all the king's men
They threw him out the window, the window, the window
They threw him out the window!
All the king's horses and all the king's men
They threw him out the window!
We now take requests
Anybody holler out your favorite nursery rhyme
Old Mother Hubbard,
she went to the cupboard to get her poor doggy a bone
But when she bent over, the doggy took over
And threw her out the window, the window, the window
He threw her out the window
When she bent over, the doggy took over and threw her out the window
Three blind mice, three blind mice
See how they run. Let's throw them out the window
The window, the window. Let's throw them out the window
See how they run. Let's throw them out the window
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
He threw it out the window, the window, the window
He threw it out the window
Jack fell down and broke his crown
He threw it out the window
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb.
She threw it out the window, the window, the window
She threw it out the window
Mary had a little lamb. She threw it out the window!
Keith. What?
I'm getting bummed out, man. Why?
I'm getting depressed, man. Why?
Ask me why. Why?
Because as I look at this audience, I do not see one request for
Little Bunny Foo Foo and that's the truth. Not one
You're looking in the wrong direction, Ezra
I see several people with their Little Bunny Foo Foo
ears up in the air just like this
You know as well as I do several people doesn't begin to cut it
It needs to be unanimous
That means everybody, everybody must
put their Little Bunny Foo Foo ears in the air
Look, it's happening!
Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and
Throwing them out the window, the window,
The window. Throwing them out the window
Scooping up the field mice and throwing them out the window
It's storytime!
Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood
You sure are lookin good
You're everything a big bad wolf could
Throw him out the window, the window, the window.
Throw him out the window
You're everything a big bad wolf could throw him out the window
And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
Moms, dads, brothers, cousins, sisters, uncles, nephews, nieces
And everybody out there wearing
white tube socks this afternoon with pride
We're gonna attempt something extremely difficult
We're going to sing two nursery rhymes at the same time, a cappella
Forcing you to use both halves of
your brain at the same time, a cappella
Ezra, what are you doing?
Would you get up?
Tell us, what are you doing?
A pretty fine imitation of you, my tiny friend
I'm going to be singing Rub a Dub Dub Three Men in a Tub
Ezra's will be singing Stairway to Heaven
A massively popular and financially lucrative
Nursery rhyme from the 1970s
OK, so count it off
One, TWO, THREE!
Oh look, I may have blonde hair folks but I can count
This is my part of the program that I call Dramatic Pause
ONE, TWO, THREE!
There's a lady that shows all that glitters is gold
(rub a dub dub, three men in a tub and who do you think they'd be)
And she's buying a stairway (the
butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker)
Throw it out the window, the window, the window
Throw it out the window
And she's buying a stairway (the butcher,
the baker, the candlestick maker) throw it out the window