Sink The Tower

I'm so tired of those useless politicians!
They have wasted far too much for far too long!
They have spent a ridiculous amount, can those morons even count?
Everything they touch goes wrong!

Yes, together we will crush the diving tower!
We will tear it down and sink it in the lake!
We'll tell the mayor that he's fat
And then we'll microwave his cat
For making such a terrible mistake

Sink the tower! (Sink the tower, burn the tower)
Burn the tower! (Burn the tower, sink the tower)
Sink it now before it is too late!

We will sink the diving tower
We will kick and shout and spit
We will shit in giant buckets
Yes we'll cover the tower in shit

We will shoot it with the canon
Blow it up with TNT!
We will burn it to the ground and
We will sink it in the sea!

Excuse me, Mr. Riot Coordinator!
Do we have to do this sinking thing tonight?
You see, my wife plays the guitar, and she really needs the car
Because the lessons are on the other side of town

Glad you mentioned it; I'm late for Bikram Yoga. (Me too!)
And the dog I have at home won't walk itself
(I must practice to yodel)
We have a meeting at FAU and we have quite a lot to do
Yes, if we could postpone it, that would be great for me too!

Sink the tower! (Tomorrow, maybe Friday evening)
Burn the tower! (Maybe it's better be Tuesday morning)
I'm sure that we can figure something out (Figure it out)

We will sink the diving tower, but maybe not tonight
We will chop it up in tiny pieces, when the time is right
Trygve is playing tennis, and Jon is driving his kids
And Kåre is responsible for filling the sea with fish!

Can someone make a spreadsheet, quick write down the names!
Column 'A' is name and number
And column 'B' is available days
There we have our answer: (Sink it!) Friday's best for all (Burn it!)
We will sink the tower on Friday
Between 15:35 and 16:00!



Credits
Writer(s): Lars Bleiklie Devik, B?rd Urheim Ylvis?ker, Vegard Urheim Ylvis?ker, Christian L?chst?er
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