My Little Mermaid

I'm like the connoisseur of the open ocean
Royal Captain Ahab, I cast my nets
Because I gots the gall to make them all my pets
To the likes to the heights
To the wonders of the Orient
I will spear them all with all five points
Like a starfish, all holey, good golly
Like a fucking blowfish
Like a fucking blowfish
Arms like Orion, dick like Poseidon
I'll spear all of you little fishies with my trident
Under the sea is where I be
Sharing a reef and a blunt with them ladies lovely
With smooth scales and raven hair
Shells on their titties and shoulders bare
Say I'll drown? Like I even care
Drag some dangerous women to my watery lair
Come in to the sea
It is mermaidy
Come in to the sea
It is mermaidy
Come in to the sea
It is mermaidy
Come in to the sea
It is mermaidy

You cant go wrong with pure danger
I'm the captain but I wont even try to save you
These bitches want to hang so they beg and plead
Sorry but you need sea legs, no knees
Tsing down my throat, and now I'm feeling wavy
Capsizing my ladies, no need to call the navy
So all aboard the A-Train ladies
My deck has room for all of y'all
I make that seabed shake, ocean quake
Leaving tsunamis trailing in my wake
Wearing nothing but kelp? I know you mean business
So give me some help, this must be sea sickness
More like ocean fever, because I'm a believer
I'm stacking that tuna like Justin Bieber
I'm going to wreck it for real
Anything in teal
Under the sea
Under the sea
Giggity
Watch out now, she's a slippery one
Like whoa
Dive in the sea, you will see, my brother
Like whoa
You wanna stick them in a mermaids mouth
Like whoa
When she snaps that tail like a Kraken of a whip
Like whoa
You'll be sprinting to take a dip
Like whoa
The waves roll above your head
To your downfall they lead
It was then that the heavens part their way
And you feel your soul say
Whoa
Come in to the sea
It is mermaidy
Come in to the sea
It is mermaidy
Come in to the sea
It is mermaidy
Come in to the sea
It is mermaidy
Alright, we're going to calm it down a little
Introducing, for her pleasure
The fuzziest of fuzzes
The Fuzz of the Sea
The Good Reverend of Love
Mmmmm, yeah Asia
Where the girls will persuade you
To spend those clams like water from a fire hose
Get crazy drunk, end the night with girls, oh ya dos
It's pretty much the same in the sea
Except all the girls are missing pussy
But don't you sweat, they got you covered
These Asian mermaids will get you smothered
With their big ol' boobies all up in your face
Air and water, their breasts will replace
Helping you practice how to asphyxiate
But don't stay too long, or else you'll be bait
Come in to the sea
It is mermaidy
Come in to the sea
It is mermaidy
Come in to the sea
It is mermaidy
Come in to the sea
It is mermaidy