A Merry Fucking Christmas to You

Season's greetings
Awkward family meetings
We only see those fuckers in December
Deck the halls
A wonderful time for all
Except for those in need we don't remember

We still fuck up the planet
We're all destructive addicts
A merry fuckin' Christmas to you
Why do you even bother
We still hate one another
A merry fuckin' Christmas to you

Come visit the family
It all looks like a parody
They're putting on their best fake smiles
We'll roast a turkey
And listen to uncle Ernie
Who can't shut up about his latest ride

Your sister is a ho
Under the mistletoe
A merry fuckin' Christmas to you
Why do you even bother
We still hate one another
A merry fuckin' Christmas to you

A time of peace and joy
The priest with the choir boy
A merry fuckin' Christmas to you
Why do you even bother
We still hate one another
A merry fuckin' Christmas to you

No matter how you bend it
Someone will get offended
Someone with a gender I don't know



Credits
Writer(s): Erwin Palper
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