Eight-Legged Xmas

It's a very peaceful time of the year
People going round, spreading christmas cheer
No need to be worried, no one naughty here
Look into the sky and you will see reindeer

On the streets of Paris you'll drink cider
Music in the air you hear the piper
Parks are filled with children being hyper
No one here is noticing the spiders

Creepy critter creatures in the street
Destroying every person that they meet
Go inside the body, multiply like crazy
Burst out in a mist of anal debris

Jerome's plan of evil masturbation
Release a swarm of spiderous creations
The bell is tolling for humankind
Burning rectal death this christmas time

It's a very peaceful time of the year
People going round, spreading christmas cheer
No need to be worried, no one naughty here
Look into the sky and you will see reindeer

Jerome Fingerblast and a swarm of evil spiders
Everywhere in Paris will be engulfed by the fire
The stage is set, the plan is made
Blood of the son, the debt is paid
The church bell rings, it signals devastation
Darkness falls across God's creation
Call your loved ones and say goodbye
Christmas eve is the time to die

And when the children are waking
It's not just their mouths that are gaping
At stockings crammed full of surprises
And anuses rammed full of spiders

It's a very peaceful time of the year
People going round, spreading christmas cheer
No need to be worried, no one naughty here
Look into the sky and you will see reindeer



Credits
Writer(s): The English Muffins
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