Luigi Vs. Tails

Video game rap battles!
Player 1: Tails
Player 2: Luigi
Fight!

An engineer of lyrics, never fearin' any test
Appears that Mario is missing, so I'm facing second best
Pest, this fox is feastin' on this fat furry raccoon
And judging by how much you stink, I can see why you're number two
It's Coward vs. Prower, you don't want to play bro
I'll be flying high and storming ya like a tornado
I'll pass it to the plumber, but nobody gives a crap
Cause you already took an L when you put on that hat

Usually, I wouldn't battle little kids like you
But based on your youth, you're used to being bullied and abused
I'm exterminating you, just call me animal control
And son you best respect your elders, you're just eight years old
An inventor like yourself should realize you've been one upped
It doesn't take a genius to compare our ratings and our sums
Soar all that your heart desires, you'll still wind up under
When a fox with Astraphobia flies his plane into Green Thunder!

With all your fireballs, you still can't make a proper roast
You sucked so much that you would
Think that you were rapping against a ghost
In terms of games, I've got the most
I've been a pro since the first day
While you were meant for gamer's little bros, too young to really play

Your blatant cruelty towards animals deceives me
Don't you got a Yoshi to go raise Mamma Luigi?
Oh so you talking down to me, acting like that you are all tough?
Kid, you look like something I would whereas a power up

You must be afraid, but I know you can't run away
'Cause the numbers say that my IQ is the same size as your weight
Your year came and went, so no matter how hard you try to flow
You'll forever be recognized as the Green Mario

You're a freak of nature with those tails spinning round
I think it's time that this defected dog is finally put down
Your adventure ends here, I'll use all my star power
To be sure, your speed now reads No Miles Per hour

Game over
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Video game rap battles!