Try

Iiiii-if yore happy hand((and)) yore eyes are always daaa-rye((dry)),
Don't you know that it'sss the thththing-k to sob and sigh?
Sss-singers do it, carr-rowds do it,
Even little white caaa-louds do it. 1
He-yew((you)) too can be hunhappy((unhappy)) if you terr-rye((try)).
Don't you know, nnn-nobody llllll-laughs it up no mo-o-o-o-ore?
If your heart ain't bro-oh-ken you don't know the sco-o-o-o-ore. /
/(Ooo-eee ooo-eee ooo-eee ooo-eee ooo-eee ooo-eee ooo-eee ooo-eee.)
Ooooo-wipe off that smile h-and((and)) we-eep awhile,

'Cause it's a-rrr-eal george-a((real george)) 2 to cah-rye((cry).
Don't be a s-snob, you too can sa-hob((sob)),
If you jest((just)) terr-rye((try)).
Do-on't yew-eww kno-oh, no-oh-bo-a-dy-ee,
La-aughs i-it u-up no-oh mo-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-ore?
If your heart ain't brrrrro-oken hyewwww((you)) don't know the sco-ore.
/(Ooo-eee ooo-eee ooo-eee ooo-eee ooo-eee ooo-eee ooo-eee ooo-eee.)
Ooooo-wipe off that smile and wwwweep awhile,
'Cause it's a-rrr-eal george-a to cah-rye((cry).
Don't be a s-snob, sit down and sa-ha-ha-ha-hob((sob),/
C'mon and terr-ryiiiiey((try)).
(C'mon and try.)