Awkward Stoner 5000

Have you ever been a motherfucker?
I have. Make her need an ice pack when she sit in my lap, laughing at my eye patch
Grabbing at her nice ass, giggle when I tickle her with my stash
Know she wanna ride that, roll her pretty eyes back
Dome me and my homie double bypass
Tag teaming, streaming on my iPad, live to the Facebook feed when she climax
I'm feeding her face and we in a race, leaving stains and keeping a pace people think is insane
Almost illegal amigo, eat a burrito with Steve-O, Aquafina by the liter, then I'm beating the beaver
Again and again and her friend is a 10. On a bender I'm betting I'm getting her wetter than H2O
She's so hot I got a fever, not a believer of Jesus
But she believe in my penis, my fingers, tongue and cunnilingus

I bet she know me
I bet she don't
She bout to blow me
I bet she won't
True story, the rooster's snoring, the booze are pouring, hitting snooze in the morning
I bet she know me
I bet she don't
She bout to blow me
I bet she won't
True story, the rooster's snoring, the booze are pouring, hitting snooze in the morning

Scoring at four in the morning ignoring the door when the Mormons exploring the block
Ripping the kitten up and hitting the floor with my cock
Never ordered to stop, she moan a lot, getting sore in the crotch
Pandoras box, dribble a little bit in the middle tie my sword in a knot, and then I'm tasting her Skittles
Face in her kitty, no wasting a video, really though, silly hoe, dizzy dome, when she blow Philly smoke
Blunts and the blotter yes, that's a lot of fresh, I'm a hotter mess when I get a lot of sex
I'm a chef, peach cobbler gobbler, get slobber on her cherry blossom, do this very often
Hard as raw Ramen and my heart is not calm when I'm retarded off Dalmore Under Armour socks on
No dicks on my forehead. But what I snorted, was Dexedrine and Ketamine in menacing portions

I bet she know me
I bet she don't
She bout to blow me
I bet she won't
True story, the rooster's snoring, the booze are pouring, hitting snooze in the morning
I bet she know me
I bet she don't
She bout to blow me
I bet she won't
True story, the rooster's snoring, the booze are pouring, hitting snooze in the morning

I bet she know me
I bet she don't
She bout to blow me
I bet she won't
True story, the rooster's snoring, the booze are pouring, hitting snooze in the morning
I bet she know me
I bet she don't
She bout to blow me
I bet she won't
True story, the rooster's snoring, the booze are pouring, hitting snooze in the morning



Credits
Writer(s): Russell Gardner
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