Noddy Holder Money (A Christmas Carol)
It's Christmas!
It's Christmas, isn't that fun?
The only time they'll say "faggot" on Radio One
Christmas TV; family's come
To watch slimy James Corden being a c*nt
Ho ho ho
Play this song
On the radio
We want that Noddy Holder money
Buy this song
The new 'Let It Go'
We want that Noddy Holder money
Christmas songs are for making a profit
A cynical surgical strike that's aimed right at the wallet
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Buy this so that next time we can afford a children's choir
Ho ho ho
Play this song
On the radio
We want that Noddy Holder money
Buy this song
The new 'Let It Go'
We want that Noddy Holder money
Die hard's a Christmas film!
We know
Fairytale of New York!
We know
Tacky Christmas Jumper!
We know
I wear this hat ironically!
We know
"Is it right that this song's become your pension fund?"
"Well, the bank manager, it keeps him very happy
It's made us millionaires
Squillionaires"
At least it's nice, a speech from her majesty
As we nationally affably make chat with the family
I can't think of a last rhyme
Something something something something Christmas time
Ho ho ho
Play this song
On the radio
We want that Noddy Holder money
Buy this song
The new 'Let It Go'
We want that Noddy Holder money
It's Christmas, isn't that fun?
The only time they'll say "faggot" on Radio One
Christmas TV; family's come
To watch slimy James Corden being a c*nt
Ho ho ho
Play this song
On the radio
We want that Noddy Holder money
Buy this song
The new 'Let It Go'
We want that Noddy Holder money
Christmas songs are for making a profit
A cynical surgical strike that's aimed right at the wallet
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Buy this so that next time we can afford a children's choir
Ho ho ho
Play this song
On the radio
We want that Noddy Holder money
Buy this song
The new 'Let It Go'
We want that Noddy Holder money
Die hard's a Christmas film!
We know
Fairytale of New York!
We know
Tacky Christmas Jumper!
We know
I wear this hat ironically!
We know
"Is it right that this song's become your pension fund?"
"Well, the bank manager, it keeps him very happy
It's made us millionaires
Squillionaires"
At least it's nice, a speech from her majesty
As we nationally affably make chat with the family
I can't think of a last rhyme
Something something something something Christmas time
Ho ho ho
Play this song
On the radio
We want that Noddy Holder money
Buy this song
The new 'Let It Go'
We want that Noddy Holder money
Credits
Writer(s): Kyle Forbes
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