Drive Myself To Drink

Well, I don't have no engine
And I don't have any brakes
I'm sitting in my '72
Skies are blue and I'm cruisin', yeah

Well, I'm hangin' with my friends
Uncle Jack and cousin Jim
Don't need no busty blonde bartender
To pour my own gin when I'm cruisin'

Well, I build myself a bar in the back of my car
And I'm gonna drive myself to drink
Ain't a worry about the cops up on these concrete blocks
Don't no need no gasoline don't need no keys

I'm just sittin' on a board rigolette
Next to the swing set in my backyard
I ain't breaking any laws pourin' 'em tall
Yeehaw, yeah
Play that guitar!

Oh, and when the night is through
I'll just stumble through the dew
You know it's never very far to go
I won't be taking any tests
'Cause before I even left
You know I was already home
So, a two, three, four!

Take a lesson from me
Don't you ever drive when you're feelin' ti-ti-tipsy
Just take the wheels off your car and build yourself a bar
And drive yourself to drink

Oh thanks for comin' out tonight folks
I'll be back before you can count basic



Credits
Writer(s): John Rich, Vicky Lynn Mcgehee, James Otto, John Phillips
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