I Just Had Sex

Sometimes (oh-oh, oh, oh)
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon)
You don't know how to express yourself, so (and Lonely Island, yeah)
You just gotta sing

I just had sex (sex, hey)
And it felt so good (felt so good, oh)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (her)
I just had sex (sex, hey)
And I'll never go back (never go back, oh)
To the not-having-sex ways of the past

Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (yeah)
It felt so good when I did it with my penis (yeah)
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened (oh-oh, oh, oh)
Having sex can make a nice man out the meanest
Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best (was the best, yeah)
When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done (oh-oh, oh)

Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
But sure, nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now, sing

I just had sex (sex, hey)
And it felt so good (felt so good, oh)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (her)
I wanna tell the world

To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But, man, screw it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
She could be my wife
That good?
The best thirty seconds of my life (my life)
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure (manure)
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smelling girl's better
Plus, she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them (yeah)
If you're near or far, whether short or tall (yeah)
We wanna thank you all for letting us fuck you

She kept looking at her watch
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
But I cried the whole time
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
I think she might've been a racist
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
She put a bag on my head
(Still counts!)

I just had sex (sex, hey)
And my dreams came true (dreams came true, oh)
So if you've had sex in the last thirty minutes
Then you qualified to sing with me (hey)

I just had sex (sex, hey) (everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (felt so good, oh) (we all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (her) (I wanna tell the world)
I just had sex (I just had sex)
And I'll never go back (I just had sex) (never go back) (no, no, no)
To the not-having-sex ways of the past (sex has gotta be so great)