Mad Man

It's a beautiful night and I'm just walkin' down the street
Not payin' no mind to nothing just starin' at my feet
Tonight's been slow so Imma spice shit up
Straight huffin' on a gas can to get fucked up
I ran up to the next house and I kicked the door in
I got flammable fluids
Imma let the fun begin
Let's burn this bitch down, I said to me, me, and me
And I filled the whole living room with gasoline
Soaking everything with this can of gas
About to light this bitch up with a single match
Saturatin' carpets, and the couches, and the chairs
And I'm humming show tunes as I'm heading up the stairs
Movin through the bedrooms one at a time
The bigger the flames the less remains left behind
On the second floor last closet I'm done
I lit the match up but with nowhere to run

I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a crazy mother fucker
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a crazy mother fucker
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a crazy mother fucker
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm out my goddamned mind

Think quick, deep breath cover your face, hold it
I watch the fire consume as soon as the gas exploded
Back to my feet, off the bed, and through the window
Like I'm Mario and I'm just throwin' down on Nintendo
I landed hard and broke my leg
I'm limping around
The cops run up and tackle me and threw my ass to the ground
They handcuffed me and took me back to the station
For interrogation with no hesitation
I let em' know that I'm the child of brilliance and insanity
And how when I was a kid my parents abandoned me
I was picked up and I was raised by two clowns
They showed me I'm a Juggalo and how to put it down
I told him to be glad that it wasn't his place
And I just can't wait to get the pictures on myspace
Ask me if I'd do it again I had to be honest
So I told the truth, smiled, said yup, and pinkie promised

I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a crazy mother fucker
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a crazy mother fucker
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a crazy mother fucker
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm out my goddamned mind

Now another day gone by
And I'm locked in this box
I've got my straight jacket on and my pants, but no socks
Cause I blew up big time
Goddammit I'd had it
And this room is kind of small but at least this bitch is padded
They bring me meds 3 or 4 times a day
To keep these voices at bay and these urges away
So for now I'm gonna sit here and just chew up on this collar
Cause this jacket's too big
I need to make this bitch smaller
How else do I plan to make my escape
Cause if I can eat enough of it it just might break
And then I could get that cute nurse that comes in at noon
I'd be behind the door as soon as she entered the room
I used the remnants of my coat to tie that bitch down
Stuff my pants up in her mouth just to muffle the sounds
I start strokin' my penis and I'm ready to fuck but
The meds wouldn't even let me keep my dick up

I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a crazy mother fucker
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a crazy mother fucker
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a crazy mother fucker
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm a mad man
I'm out my goddamned mind