A Better Way to Die

You could swim down a waterfall
With bricks tied to your feet
Could mix vodka with razor blades
Or drive wrong way down on a one-way street

But there's more than one perspective
Come on, shift your paradigm

There's a better way to leave, dear
There's a better way to die

You could ride on a cannonball
And make a fire on thin ice
Drink a gallon of purifier
Or warm up with a hairdryer in your tub tonight

Hey, there's more than one alternative
Darling, don't you say goodbye

There's a better way to leave, dear
There's a better way to die

If you need to go
I'll join you in the face of death
If you need to go
Let me kill you with my love
Whatever you choose
It's fine for me
Just don't forget I'm here
Sharing your misery
Sharing your misery

You could fly down the Eiffel Tower
Dispense blood to the beast
Join a cruise to Somalia
Light a fag standing in a pond of gasoline

Hey, there's so much I can give to you
Come on, shift your paradigm

There's no reason left to leave, dear
Just die in my arms tonight

There's no reason left to leave, dear
Just die in my arms tonight