Jimmy Christmas Cheer

Santa is here
Got cookies in your beard
Hand me some milk
Jimmy Christmas Cheer

Santa is here
Got cookies in your beard
Hand me some milk
Jimmy Christmas Cheer

Piglet bock bookies, on my
Crick crock ookies, got
Santa in my stockings
Gonna come, real cookies
Got milk on my nog
My titties real raw
Wiggly, bop, boom
Icy hill make me go zoom
You, gonna come with my crew
Put on your hat and your jingle bells too
You, gonna come with my crew
Go skrr at tah as Santa poo-poo's

Santa is here
Got cookies in your beard
Hand me some milk
Jimmy Christmas Cheer

Jingle jingle bells, Santa really freakin' smells
And through him down a well, yeah he said he'd give me hell but
I ain't runnin' and I'm really looking stunnin'
'Cuz I'm 'bout to go with someone Jules Thenin he be coming
Christ-mas, No-mas, I hope you have a good one (Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
But it ain't far from, my, car
Cuz it's...
But what's up with Kwanzaa, it's a pretty Honda, Civic
'Cuz it's always reliable - Except when the airbags don't work

Santa is here
Got cookies in your beard
Hand me some milk
Jimmy Christmas Cheer

Jiminy Christmas cheer, I got snowflakes in my ear
If you say I'm looking weird, I'll say "what? I can't hear?"
You ain't comin' in very clear, 'cuz I got snowflakes in my ear
Wiggle wop wop, pull up in a drop-top 'till I stop at a stop sign, 'cuz I see a cop

Santa is here
Got cookies in your beard
Hand me some milk
Jimmy Christmas Cheer (Get him Sam)

Santa be a bad hoe, aye
Got a solid cash flow, aye
Racking up the mad dough, aye
But he kinda fat though, aye
Eating fried chicken, why you mad bro? Aye
Singing on this shit, I got mad flow
Bring that ass backward like a backhoe
Ya brother and ya sista and ya dad know
Mm, Chris Cringle, he really makes me tingle
Can somebody get me his number? I really hope he's single
His cookies are so nice, and he's creamy and he's white
Let's hope his sleigh ride breaks down so he'll ride my dick tonight

Santa is here
Got cookies in your beard
Hand me some milk
Jimmy Christmas Cheer

Turbofeet, on the beat, gettin' it done
And I'm officially the candidate for havin' some fun
Those weren't my lyrics, but I don't wanna hear it
My wish list is large, and Santa Clause fears it
Yeah I'm from the North Pole, but you know I'm getting cold
Eating fried chicken, but - cookies are the goal
Um, yes and I'm gonna eat those whole
But a few are mine Zach, that's the toll
(Are you kidding me? I thought we were sharing them)
Nerd
Eating fried chicken with my herd
(I'm the herd, what's the word)
Eating fried chicken with my...

Santa is here
Got cookies in your beard
Hand me some milk
Jimmy Christmas Cheer (Introducing Ben M to the microphone)

Yo, Santa
Uh, I like, Santa
Uh, so like, uhm

Santa is here
Got cookies in your beard
Hand me some milk
Jimmy Christmas Cheer

Pretty little Saint Nick, get the fuck up off my dick
Pretty little Saint Nick, get the fuck up off my dick
(I need to eat some meat, I need to have some roast beef)
Sittin' by the Christmas fire
You know I ain't no lier
Santa lickin' on my ear
Yo, you have cookies in your beard
Christmas, Christmas, suck my dick-mas
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle balls, suck my balls

Santa is here
Got cookies in your beard
Hand me some milk
Jimmy Christmas Cheer

12 Cookies in the hatch
11 Chad pubes in my lap
10 More purses 'cuz I grind on the track
9 Craps in the quire room I go "crap!"
8 Ejaculations on top of bouche's hat
7 Cans of beans 'cuz I'm a can like Matt
6 Beans squishing they go splat-splat
5 Snow bitches where you at
4 Bitches waitin'
3 Gatsby paintings
2 Bros docking and I'm gonna put my
Cock in a stocking

I like, uh, Santa, bro
So like, uh, sleigh ride
Uh, Santa