What Women Want

Studys show that women like
a man with a guitar
But I don't wanna learn guitar
cause I heard that it's hard
But I can learn how to hold it
and move my hands
Just enough so you might think
that I might be in a band.

That's what women want

I don't play the saxophone
but I heard it never fails
for a women to love a sax playing man
So I bought one at a yard sale
It looks incredibly complicated
with all these moving parts.
But all I gotta do is move my fingers and throw back my head to speak to your heart.

That's what women want

I don't technically have a job
But I've heard the ladies like,
A man that doesn't live at home
And drives a car instead of a bike
So I carjacked this convertible
and shoplifted this suit
And I know it impresses you when I'm driving and talking on my bluetooth

That's what women want

I don't have the capacity to feel emotions for others
Because I'm a sociopath
I never knew my mother
But I've learned how to mimic human feelings and make women feel like I care.
I find it goes a long way to just tell a girl you like her hair.

That's what women want
That's what the ladies like
That's what chicks dig
That's what females prefer
That's what honeys desire
That's what babes fancy
That's what girls are into to
That's what women want