A Ballad to Ryan
Ryan, he's so fucking stinky winky winky stinky
His stench envelopes those within a mile
And his love life is just to compare as disgusting as his thick pubic hair
He needs a gun to end his awful life for he will never find a respectable wife
Ryan, oh Ryan Ryan
Ellen left you for a Pokemon trainer
Ryan how does that make you feel
Ryan oh why'd you do it, Ryan
You didn't need that PS4
All you wanted to play Spider-Man and Red Dead Redemption II that's a shame
Ryan, you're a sad man Ryan
Oh so sad
I feel your sorrow
Just kidding
Bitch
Ryan you work at McDonalds
When I walk in McDonalds and I see your face and I'm like
Icky Icky Icky Gross
Ryan oh Ryan oh Ryan oh Ryan oh Ryan
His stench envelopes those within a mile
And his love life is just to compare as disgusting as his thick pubic hair
He needs a gun to end his awful life for he will never find a respectable wife
Ryan, oh Ryan Ryan
Ellen left you for a Pokemon trainer
Ryan how does that make you feel
Ryan oh why'd you do it, Ryan
You didn't need that PS4
All you wanted to play Spider-Man and Red Dead Redemption II that's a shame
Ryan, you're a sad man Ryan
Oh so sad
I feel your sorrow
Just kidding
Bitch
Ryan you work at McDonalds
When I walk in McDonalds and I see your face and I'm like
Icky Icky Icky Gross
Ryan oh Ryan oh Ryan oh Ryan oh Ryan
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Writer(s): Matthew Fritts
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