Where Are the Jokes?

My last name was Taylor, but I changed it for branding
Now I'm the Tuck
But, girl, these jokes aint landing
Come on, All Stars 4
Address the elephant in the room
Eureka, sweetheart, just for once
This shit ain't about you

Crashed and burned on the roast
Where are the fucking jokes, whore?
Now I'm back on the mic here to even the score
Cause if I'm gonna bomb, I'm going off like Hiroshima
And after I'm done, you're gonna have to call FEMA

I'm making money off of my tagline
Just like all you other bitches, right?
Don't need no setup, don't need no punchline
Just say it in a high voice, hashtag it
Repeat it till you hate it
Make some merchandise, and everyone will eat it up, bitch

Where are the jokes?
Um, girl, are those crickets?
Where are the jokes?
I think you guys are forgetting I'm a man in a dress
It's funny
Where are the jokes?
I don't understand
It did well on Twitter
Where are the jokes?
Alright, let's try this roast again in three, two, one

Naomi Smalls, girl you bum the roast too?
Good thing you've got legs
Cause none of your jokes do
They call you Farrah Moan because
Actually. Pass
It's hard to do standup when you're flat on your ass
Don't want Monet X Change, I just want my money back
Hitting all the wrong notes, bitch
My ears feel attacked
Manila can't get robbed cause it's mine for the taking
Failed that makeover challenge while my ass was still shaking

Miss Heart, facts are facts, your wig is on the ceiling and your jokes got a slow clap
Gia, honey, your snatch game had absolutely no jokes
Miss Jasmine Masters? More like masters of none
Latrice and Monet? Your improv needs some improv-ement
Hello, Villain-tina, it's me, reality
You're perfect in every way except your personality

Where are the jokes?
Girl, I swear I killed that on set
I blame the edit
Where are the jokes?
Okay, okay, enough of the womp womp foley
Damn
Where are the jokes?
I'm falling on my ass up here
And I have no padding
You try it sometime, you janky whore
Where are the jokes?
You know, it's just the audience just doesn't get me

Wow, another drag race album
Gee, aren't we lucky?
Just call up Alaska
She'll do a track with anybody
Thought the Tuck would come and last
Her somewhere in that vicinity
I said, "Not another white bitch team
Anyone but Trinity"

But who's laughing now?
Sure ain't Ms. Legs or Brown Cow
They're asking, "Where are the jokes?"
They're right here, so bow down

I'm Trinity the Tuck and I have something to say
Hello, it's me, delusion
And I'm over here feeling my oats
Good God, get a grip, girl
You can't spell legendary without dairy
But you can wear too much highlighter?
Put on your maxi pad dresses and soak it up, bitches
Hashtag bitter
Oh, and fuck your feelings, feelings, feelings, feelings

Where are the jokes?
Oh no, girl, I'm not nervous
Wow, you seem a little bit shaky, so
Where are the jokes?
Alaska, that's not gonna be my narrative!
I'm just a Gia Gunn impersonator at this point, I mean
Where are the jokes?
Where are the jokes?
No, seriously, where are they?