Minimum Underpants

My baby's waitin' in the back of the car
And you know she's got the goods
I'm one rough, tough and ready lumberjack
And you know that I'll bring the wood
Her G-string is goin' to my head
And there's steam risin' off my crotch
When she rubs her rump on the steering wheel
You know that I gots to watch

Don't stop now, baby I'm on fire
You're shockin' me, you're an electifier
Move that hand just a little lower
You want real lovin' well let me show ya

Let's go
Back to the bedroom
Let's go
In the back of the car
Let's go
Into the dumpster
Let's go
I'm a superstar

I thank the lord each and every day
When I see my baby on the street
Her candy apple lips and her action packed hips
You know it knocks me off of my feet
When I get her back home it's time for the Schlitz
Yeah you know that's quality brew
Now get on the floor and have a fit
And take a guess what we're gonna do!

Don't stop now, baby I'm on fire
You're shockin' me, you're an electifier
Move that hand just a little lower
You want real lovin' well let me show ya

Let's go
Back to the bedroom
Let's go
In the back of the car
Let's go
Into the dumpster
Let's go
I'm a superstar