Horny (From Maine)

I was checking a mutual's timeline after a week away from following
Because her foot jokes weren't feeling right
And I saw the unfolding callout posts
And your Paw Patrol kin made despicable sense you well-hid she-nonce

I'm aware that adulting is hard when crumbling empires have you in their sights
But in coping your past trauma's taken sordid routes through newfound infanthood

Your diapey license should be revoked
You shouldn't play shows for kids

Horny on main is a bad habit to keep
Trust me I would know
As does - I hope - Car Seat Headrest

Solidarity can't be criticless if we're letting people slide
Who pose a big threat to the ones most in danger
Mindfulness of what turns us on deserves to be high priority
When like me you're freaky without foul intent

Because intent didn't matter when people damned me for weirdening Margaret Smith
So just show some fucking tact and throw your kinks out
'Cos they're clearly much worse than P.I.S.S

Horny on main ruins lives and careers
It's not worth the risk
Find something else to do with your time

Hush Hush E

I was checking a mutual's timeline
So I could see his Brandon bear posts after a showrunner showed his support
And I saw he agreed with my thoughts over these past four minutes
So hey maybe there's hope left in this shithole world