My Coming Out Song
Back when I was 15
A girl made a poll about me
Asking the world to say
If I was straight or gay
The results overwhelmingly
Concluded I must like dick
Let me go ahead and change that real quick
You are the one who keeps me awake in my dreams
I hope no one else understands what that means
Baby I think we should date
It's about time I came out as straight
Coming out as straight
Watch out ladies I'm
Coming out as straight
Go fucking crazy ladies
I'm coming out as straight
Okay not that crazy ladies Im
Coming out as straight
Okay chill the fuck out ladies im coming out as
Now that I'm 19 no girls make polls about me
They never ask, they just assume I like ass
That belongs to a guy
And some nights I cry
Not insinuating I know the struggle gay people face in just saying sometimes it's annoying
When I flirt with a girl but she thinks im just being a gay bff
Cause that's not what im doing
Ugh
Boobs I mean girls keep me awake at night
Thinking all these straight things my gay roommate dies of fright
Baby you and I should date
Ya Yeet I'm coming out as straight
Coming out as straight
Sorry hombres I'm
Coming out as straight
Man it must suck to be a guy cause I'm
I'm coming out as straight
Okay celebrate ladies I'm
Coming out as straight
Okay take your clothes off ladies I'm coming
A girl made a poll about me
Asking the world to say
If I was straight or gay
The results overwhelmingly
Concluded I must like dick
Let me go ahead and change that real quick
You are the one who keeps me awake in my dreams
I hope no one else understands what that means
Baby I think we should date
It's about time I came out as straight
Coming out as straight
Watch out ladies I'm
Coming out as straight
Go fucking crazy ladies
I'm coming out as straight
Okay not that crazy ladies Im
Coming out as straight
Okay chill the fuck out ladies im coming out as
Now that I'm 19 no girls make polls about me
They never ask, they just assume I like ass
That belongs to a guy
And some nights I cry
Not insinuating I know the struggle gay people face in just saying sometimes it's annoying
When I flirt with a girl but she thinks im just being a gay bff
Cause that's not what im doing
Ugh
Boobs I mean girls keep me awake at night
Thinking all these straight things my gay roommate dies of fright
Baby you and I should date
Ya Yeet I'm coming out as straight
Coming out as straight
Sorry hombres I'm
Coming out as straight
Man it must suck to be a guy cause I'm
I'm coming out as straight
Okay celebrate ladies I'm
Coming out as straight
Okay take your clothes off ladies I'm coming
Credits
Writer(s): Derek Scott
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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