Deuce Sauna

Who took a deuce?
In my sauna, this Hanukkah
It smells like fuckin' ass, yeah
Who took a deuce?
In my sauna, this Hanukkah
That's very, un-holiday spirit of you
(Da duh) Please don't take a deuce in my sauna again (Da da da)
It's Hanukkah so please don't deuce it up again
Shut up, please don't deuce in my sauna, cause it makes it smell like deuce
Yeah (aah) Yeah yeah (ahh) Yeah Da, da da da

Was it in the shower?
Was it in the bath?
Whoever did it must be a sociopath
Could it be you? (No)
Could it be me? (No)
It could really be anybody
I don't care, about opinions just
Trying to understand decisions
Why? Why, could you stand by wish I could see through your minds eye
Taking a deuce on the floor, no
I'm not tryna be a troubadour
I'm just trying to understand
This Hanukkah please don't deuce again!
In this special time of year, I wanna be with you my dear
Dancing around in the snow, not walkin' in the sauna and bein' like whoa

I just, wanna, be in the sauna with you
I just, wanna, be in the sauna with you
I just, wanna, be in the sauna for two
I just, wanna, be in the sauna with you
I just, wanna, be in the sauna with you
I just, wanna, be in the sauna with you
With you, with you, with you, with you
I just wanna be in the sauna with you

So Roman, you remember that time that someone deuced in the sauna?
(Oh my God, boy do I remember that time yeah)
Yeah, so, it happened again and uhh
We really got to get to the bottom of this (Jesus I can't believe this)
Cause, you know, that's nasty (That's gross as hell) and, you know out of all the holidays
Hannukah (On Hannukah!) That's just, just not, not on Hanukkah (That's just not cool)
Please (Yeah), don't deuce in my sauna

Don't deuce in my sauna
Don't deuce in my sauna
Don't deuce in my sauna
Don't deuce in my sauna
Don't deuce in my sauna
Don't deuce in my sauna
Don't deuce in my sauna
Don't deuce in my sauna
Yeah (Don't do it)