Miss Cool Toes

She's such a wench that it makes me want to go back to pirate school
She's such a diva that it makes me want to pull the chord to her mic
It's a real world, but she's CGI
She can turn into a lizard in the blink of an eye
The ways it goes She's Miss, Cool, Toes

And when the good ol' boys get together & figure how to vote
She's just a castle in a medieval world; surrounded by secure moat
It's just one more breath of air in a choked up life
And that's the way it goes She's Miss Cool Toes

She smokes Anne Frank, Nurse Ratchet & Cruella de Ville
She's an Odalisque, a concubine, or a locked down stand up wife
I think I better grab her, 'for someone else does
And that's the way it goes She's...

Painting her toes, shaving her legs, plucking her brows, drinking the dregs

For the longest time after I lost her
I'd still imagine those times we met
& I got the ol' same thrill
She started in the gutter, but its on top of the hill
That's the way it goes, She's Miss Cool Toes