The Fortnite Rap Battle, Pt. 2

Never know what you'll get when you run up on a wild card
I'm about to knock you and I ain't even tryin' hard
Colder than a penguin on some ice skates
You got beef? Throw 'em up (Let 'em know), high stakes
Impulse with the shotty, take some fall damage
Go big or go home, I'll make you vanish
Throw a clinger on your body, better call a paramedic
You are just so pathetic, go tell everyone I said it

Here to save the day, you know my name homie
Got a band-aid, I keep the thang on me
Stay close, I won't let nobody hurt you
You get hit, yeah I got you with the slurp juice
I res' kids whenever they get their heads split
Drop a couple mini's and a medkit
But you should never take me for a softy
'Cause I stay strapped like a baby in a car seat

My impulse grenade makes me fly when I jump
Land in your Port-a-Fort and blast you with a blue pump
Just for fun, I take a rift and drift through the air
Shootin' from the hip 'cause you in my crosshairs
So come and pay me a visit
I'll be sticking in Fatal Fields without a shield
Just the dual pistols that I wield
Catch you on your heels, screamin' for your last meal
Leave you in shock 'til the next update is revealed

I got 'em all right where I wanted
Single shot, never saw it coming
It's lights out when I join the party
Want some more, let's get it started
Oh, it's round two, running that Fortnite like I can't lose
Let's go, whatcha gonna do? Running that Fortnite like I can't lose (Oh c'mon)

Kaboom! Guess who stepped in the room?
Kaplow, 'bout bring the whole thing down
Lay the C4, I'm three steps ahead of y'all
Throwing grenades, I came in like a wrecking ball
Yeah, you can call me Demolition Man
Rocket ride to your position! Here I am!
I got a clinger, hope the campfire's cosy
Aiming for your femur, I'm screaming out "Kobe!"

No! I can't believe the stupid game glitch
Oh my God, I'm about to rage quit
Hit him with a lot of shots, but he killed me
Why do I keep getting shot through my building?
Direct hit to the face with the blue tac
Nine damage? What? How'd it do that?
I'm in the middle now, everybody's hitting me
No mats, no bullets, really, are you kidding me?

Take a shot, and I promise it will not connect
Outbuild you so easy like an architect
Call me Bob, I'm the builder, your girl rode my trap tower?
Now she wondering what killed her
Jeez! I'm coming in hot
Look up above you, I'm building on top
Got the turbo build, you know I can't stop
Going so damn high then I drop you like it's hot

I got 'em all right where I wanted
Single shot, never saw it coming
It's lights out when I join the party
Want some more, let's get it started
Oh, it's round two, running that Fortnite like I can't lose
Let's go, whatcha gonna do? Running that Fortnite like I can't lose (Oh c'mon)