The Grafton Monster

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There's a monster
In Grafton, West Virginia
The newspaper man, he saw him
Down by the river
The town's people said
"Oh no! Now what are we gonna do?"
And so they grabbed their pitchforks
This was in 1964

Here they come
Here they come
Here they come
Here they come

Mr. Newspaper Man what did you see?
Coming up from the river through the trees?
He's got no head
And seal-like skin
We hope he don't come back again!

One week and twenty sightings later
But the beast evaded capture
Perhaps it's for the best
Cause he was nine feet in stature
Authorities, they said
"Let's just go on about our lives"
And though we haven't seen him since
You know his legend still survives

Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?

Mr. Newspaper Man what did you see?
Coming up from the river through the trees?
He's got no head
And seal-like skin
We hope he don't come back again!

Breaking news from our WGRF News Room
"Monster Hunting" has swept through the area
As the tri-county's new favorite pastime
In fact, there have now been more than 20 reported sightings
Of what is being referred to as the "Grafton Monster"
Law enforcement officials are encouraging
The citizens of Grafton to bypass Riverside Drive for the time-being
Not only to avoid an encounter with the monster
But also to elude traffic jams caused by hundreds of area lookie-loos

Mr. Newspaper Man what did you see?
Coming up from the river through the trees?
He's got no head
And seal-like skin
We hope he don't come back again!

Mr. Newspaper Man what did you see?
Coming up from the river through the trees?
He's got no head
And seal-like skin
We hope he don't come back again!

Mr. Newspaper Man what did you see?
Coming up from the river through the trees?
He's got no head
And seal-like skin
We hope he don't come back again!