Pat the Toilet Collector

Pat the toilet collector
Drinks lots of water
Then goes out to find a throne
Marble or porcelain and then heads home

One day when he was out
He saw a man wondering about
He said would you like to join me on this quest
To find a throne suited only for the best

So he said sure, ill come aboard
Bananas just don't do it anymore
So they drove around through the town
Looking for the perfect throne to call home

Pat the toilet collector
Drinks lots of water
Then goes out to find a throne
Marble or porcelain and then heads home

Then they both saw this person
Pulled over for no apparent reason
So they stopped on this wacky day
But the breaks gave out, screaming get out of the way

Pat the toilet collector
Drinks lots of water
Then goes out to find a throne
Marble or porcelain and then heads home

Pat the toilet collector
Drinks lots of water
Then goes out to find a throne
Marble or porcelain and then heads home



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