West Covina

West Covina, California
In my soul, I feel a fire
'Cause I'm headed for the pride of the Inland Empire
My life's about to change, oh my gosh
'Cause I'm hopefully, desperately in love with
West Covina

See the sparkle of the concrete ground
Hear the whoosh of the bustling town
What a feeling of love in my gut
I'm going faster than the middle school's music program was cut

People dine at Chez Applebee's (ah-ah)
And the sky seems to smile at me (ah-ah)
It's all new, but I have no fear (accidentes)
And also by coincidence, Josh
Just happens to be here

What a cool looking anime wig
And I've never seen a pretzel this big
It's my destiny, that much is clear
And also this guy Josh just happens to be here
Is he here? He's not here

To be clear, I didn't move here for Josh, I just needed a change
'Cause to move here for Josh, now that'd be strange
But don't get me wrong, if he asks for a date
I would totally be like, "That sounds great"
Did it sound cool when I said that sounds great?
Okay, how about now? That sounds great

Yes, I heard of West Covina from Josh
But I didn't move here because of Josh
Do you get those things are different? (No hablo Ingles)
¿Entiendes que son differentes?
Look, everyone, stop giving me the shakedown
I am not having a nervous

West Covina, California
West Covina, California

Hear the band playing in my heart (ah-ah)
My new life is about to start (ah-ah)
True happiness is so near

Aw, you guys are good, bye bye
(Sorry kids, budget cuts, tuba and horn, no more band kiddo, nice dress)

And also by coincidence, so random, just by chance
Who'da thunk it, so remarkable and weird, right? It's so great
That this guy Josh just happens to be...
Here!

Only two hours from the beach!