Newman

"I'm a United States postal worker"
"Aren't those the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot everybody?"
"Sometimes"

"Why is that?"
"Because the mail never stops! It just keeps coming and coming and coming
There's never a letup, it's relentless!
Every day, it piles up more and more and more and you've gotta get it out
But the more you get out, the more it keeps coming it
And then the barcode reader breaks, and it's Publisher's Clearing House day!"
"Alright, alright, alright, just take the records
They're in the bedroom, take 'em, take anything you want!"

"When you control the mail, you control... Information
I see many dogs on my mail route"

"I was speaking earlier with Kramer and he mentioned something about a private jet to Paris?
I hear it's quite beautiful there this time of year, and of course you know I'm one quarter French
I still have family there... I have a cousin there who's suffering very badly
She's lost all use of her muscles. She can only communicate by blinking!
I would so love to see her, bring a ray of sunshine into her tragic life...
But alas, I can't afford it, for I am, as you know, but a simple postal worker
For I am but a simple postal worker"



Credits
Writer(s): Nathaniel Liles
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