Textmergency (feat. Ester Dean, Briga Heelen, Ivan Hernandez, Jeff Hiller & Scott Vance)

Time is running out
You've got to act now
Stay one step ahead
Of that moronic text somehow
There's no turning back
Here in the danger zone
You've got to manually delete that text
From that dude's cell phone

(Thank you, officers!)
(Good luck, Rebecca!)

It's a
Textmergency
Baby, can't you see?
Textmergency
That term just occurred to me
It's gonna catch on instantly
Wait, what about
Textastrophe?
That sounds better to me
Textastrophe
That could really spread virally
I prefer textmergency

I accidentally texted my mother-in-law
A picture of my erection
I once group texted my whole staff
About my yeast infection

Exactly
It's so relatable
That's why I coined the phrase
Textastrophe
That's the meme, don't you agree?
All due respect
Textmergency
Is the better term, Miss C
Hmm, I wanna go with
Textastrophe
I already put it on Urban Dictionary

You fools
It doesn't matter what it's called
That's right, it's me
The ghost of Steve Jobs
What matters is that I control your lives from the grave
Technology is slowly alienating everyone from their loved ones
Ha ha ha ha ha
And when you send a few words to the wrong recipient
And it immediately destroys your life, that's called a
Messagepocalypse

Get out of here, Steve Jobs
Guys, what about that lawyer chick?
We've gotten really off track

She's searching for the spare key
Look under the mat
It's clearly hidden in that owl
Look in that flower pot, hurry
Hurry up and check that Buddha sconce
Check the Buddha sconce
Check the Buddha sconce

She did it
Now she can delete the text
She won't need to come up with a
Textcuse
Texplanation

Textmergency just flows
No, dude, textastrophe, it's what it is
Dude, she's totally right
Textscuse me