First World Problems

I got drunk again last night
And it wouldn't be a problem but its the fifth time this week
I wasn't even on the town or out with my mates
I just stayed home to contemplate
Pathetic problems, so dramatized
Life really ain't that bad if I open my eyes

I had sex again last night
And it wouldn't be a problem but its the first time this year
She wasn't even a six at best
I just did it for my mates
So they'd stop telling me I'm gay
Not that there's anything wrong with that
I just prefer Megan Fox over Chris Pratt

I've got first world problems
Over complicated little issues that mean nothing
But at the end of the day I know
There's no way to stop them
Just gotta get up and move on

I went broke again last night
'Cause I spent my last twelve dollars
At some overpriced cafe
And I thought I was pretty cool
Eating avocado on toast
Just to make an Instagram post
And show my followers that I'm so cool
Even though they're all cunts from high school

I've got first world problems
Over complicated little issues that mean nothing
But at the end of the day I know
There's no way to stop them
Just gotta get up and move on



Credits
Writer(s): Rocket Ship Chaser, Brennan Smith
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