Love's Not a Game

How dare you play with love? Have you no decency?
Love is what created him, and him, and her, and me
How dare you play with love? Is nothing sacred to you, ladysir?

I think the word is just "ma'am."

Love is what unites me and you and him
And her and him and him and me as well
JK LOL
Let's do this!

Love's not a game, love's not a game
None of us would ever say love's a game
That would be bad, you can be sure-a
But I'm in the mood to wear this cool fedora

Love's not a game, love's not a game
We would never play with love like it's a game

But if we did

And that would be wrong

We'd put 30 bucks down that Josh has the biggest schlong

Oh, interesting, I'll double that

I'll triple that

Love is not Olympians sprinting down courses

They're our dear friends, they are not horses

Their love is pure, groom meets bride

So we'd never soil it with a death pool on the side

Josh, age 52, parasailing accident

That's so smart. Same.

Love's an endgame, but it's not a game

Our mouths keep saying that, but our hands need change

Put 30 on red, poetically
For red's the color of a heart that beats free
Red is also Greg
It's Greg

We definitely shouldn't do this
We definitely shouldn't do this
This is bad, this is bad
We're going to hell, this is bad

I will give my counsel as a graduate of priest school

Preschool?

No, priest school
I just talked to Jesus, and he said that it's cool

Jesus said it's cool!

Bills, bills, playbills
Flops only appreciate over time

Odds! Sixes! Dice! Monogamy!

Love's not a game, love's not a game
That being said, let's make it rain
While Cupid descends from above

The group mind has decided to bet on love
Love's not a game, love's not a game
Love's not a game, Josh should be wary of parasails