Big in Japan

Walking down the street thinking to myself:
"Why am I not famous and rich?"
I mean, I'm a cool guy and I play in a band
Oh, life can be such bitch sometimes

But I know that there's a place
Where everyone will know my beautiful face
And worship me as a god, and give me their money
Yeah!

Hey, man! Don't you know who I am?
Well, I know that you don't that's why I have a plan
To get rich and famous in the promised land in the east
Hey bro, are you ready to go
To the place that you know that the money will flow
Right into our pockets, we'll be as rich as we can
When we're big in Japan!

Ramen and sake and everything good
Temples and monkeys and bathing nude
Pokemon, manga and reality shows
Everything's better, I can't wait to go!
Wait, does anyone actually have money for the plane?
God damn, I can't believe that we forgot that again!
It's the exact same thing that happened the last time
When we tried to go to Bahrain!
(Bahrain!)

But i won't give up on my dream
Of being famous, rich and and making girls scream
This is my destiny and my cause
I mean, look at me!

Hey, man! Don't you know who I am?
Well, I know that you don't that's why I have a plan
To get rich and famous in the promised land in the east
Hey guy, are you ready to fly
To the land of bonsai trees, yeah don't ask me why
And then finally I can afford to buy a Ray Ban
When we're big in Japan!

Ja-pan
Ja-pan
Ja-pan
Ja-pan
Ja-pan
Ja-pan
Japan!

Hey, man! Don't you know who I am?
Well, I know that you don't that's why I have a plan
To get rich and famous in the promised land in the east
Hey dude, I'm not tryna be rude
But this place isn't cool, let's go find somewhere new!
Everyone will love me and I'll finally feel like a man
When we're big in Japan!
Big in Japan!
Big in Japaaan!



Credits
Writer(s): Herman Solstrand
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