Dense Loans (I'm Broke)

I'm a college grad and my parents can't believe it
They paid for it and I went and I retrieved a
Diploma! Now the world is my oyster

Apply on LinkedIn and impress an employer
One day, I may just work in an office
Chill at the cooler talk sports with my bosses
Until then, I'm just living at home
Tryna get a job so I can pay of my loans, I'm Broke!

I ain't got no money
People looking at me funny
I'll never get a mortgage
I got poor credit, that's right I said it
I ain't got no money
People looking at me funny
I'll never get a mortgage
I got poor credit, that's right I said it

I'm not broke. I never was I never will be
Lil Attention Span always asking me for money
Buddy... your financials are weak
Your dumb face is beat
If you keep on talkin I'ma feed you the

Enough of this waste yute
Why am I track dude
Call my broke I might have grab my stack and slap you
I just keep on flowin', goin, stupid on the microphooen
Everyone be knowin', I make twice as much as Michael Cohen
And he's a DUMB DUMB

I judge everyone
And I'm stupid rich
I travel just for fun

I sip the finest wines, grapes from the finest vines
I wear sweaters vests, that make me look 99

I'm on the front line, you on the sidelines
I can't see you. All I see is dollar signs

I ain't got no money
People looking at me funny
I'll never get a mortgage
I got poor credit, that's right I said it
I ain't got no money
People looking at me funny
I'll never get a mortgage
I got poor credit, that's right I said it

Now this tuition game is tricky
To pay my loans I have to hustle in the city
To make some cash I tugged a hobo for a fifty
He looked me in the eyes and told me I looked pretty
We got coffee!
He told me that his name is Caesar
Lives in the trash with his golden retriever
He wants to own a bakery, he's an overachiever
Says one day we'll have a family... Dense Loans!