We Gotta Get Haircuts

This is Jenny telling the story
Yes, it's Jenny again!
It's a computer!
Yes Jenny, it's a computer
A computer's not a scientist!
Oh shut up!
Standing by

Someone said we're stuck in the past
A nostalgia act
Yes we know, it was us
Always been kinda bourgeoisie
If not musically
And we played to our strengths
Oh the effort to change our sound
For a younger crowd
That might give us away
There must be a solution served
To refresh our oeuvre
In an underhanded way

We gotta get haircuts
We can masquerade as young renegades with a haircut
Oh we gotta haircuts
Perceptions change for a tiny outlay with a haircut

On the wall scheduled for Q4
Radio's on board
Gotta tap into it
Got the sheen of a drum machine
It's the sound of teens
Yet nobody's impressed
Can't keep up with the younger trends
How they change and bend
We do try to be cool
Marketing say "you look the part
then the content of art gets the benefit of doubt"

We gotta get haircuts
We can tap into the culture of youth with a haircut
Oh we gotta get haircuts
We can show that we have relevancy with a haircut

Oh haircuts
Oh haircuts
Oh haircuts
Oh ooh we gotta get haircuts
Oooh we gotta get
Oooh we gotta get
Oooh we gotta get
We gotta get
We gotta get

Oh we gotta get haircuts
Down the ages the music don't change, just the haircuts
Oh we gotta get haircuts
Every comeback relies on the fact that they got haircuts