All the Hits

Play me all the hits.
I don't care about that other shit.
Play me all the hits

I didn't pay to see you talk.
I came here for some goddamn rock
Play the songs that made you big,
The ones I got when I was a kid
I know you're older, and I am too,
And we both got a job to do
But when I see an acoustic guitar,
I'm kind of pissed that I came this far

I still got the 45s,
The grooves are worn,
And it sounds fine

Play me all the hits.
I don't care about that other shit.
Play me all the hits

It's 10 o'clock on a Tuesday night.
You're standing there talking about your wife.
Well, I don't mean to be a dick,
But can you please shut up and play me the hits

I still got the 45s,
The grooves are worn,
And it sounds fine

Play me all the hits.
I don't care about that other shit.
Play me all the hits

You're still touring around
Smaller clubs and a crappy new sound.
When's the last time you hit the charts?
Right around the last time, you played some rock.
And if you must play a new cut, I'll be at the bar yelling,
"YOU SUCK."
Well, I don't mean to be a dick,
But can you please shut up and play me the hits

Play me all the hits.
I don't care about that other shit.
Play me all the hits

I don't mean to be a dick,
But can you please shut up
And play me all the hits