Dr. Funkenstein (Live: Denver 1976)

Woah, they say the bigger the headache, the bigger the pill, baby.
Call me the big pill, Dr. Funkenstein.
The disco fiend with the monster sound.
The grove ghoul with the bump transplant.

Hip bone connected to my thigh bone.
My thigh bone connected to my leg bone.
My leg bone connected to my ankle bone.
I get so hung up on bones.
Dr. Funkenstein here.
Preoccupied and dedicated to the preservation of the motion of hips.

We love to funk you, Funkenstein, your funk is the best.
(Talk!)
Take my body, give it the mind, to funk with the rest.
(Kiss me on my ego)
Hit me with the one and then, if you like, hit me again.
We love to Funkastein.
(O-o-o-over)

Dr. Funkenstein, king of the funk, yeah.
Swift lippin', ego trippin' and body snatchin'.
I'll blow your mind.
Comin' to you directly from the mother ship.
Pulling up the last leg of the P funk.
Yeah!

Well, alright!
Dr. Funkenstein, yeah.
Don't funk with your mind.

We love to funk you, Funkenstein, your funk is the best.
(Let me hear it for me)
Take my body, give it the mind, to funk with the rest.
(Ha)
Hit me with the one and then, if you like, hit me again.
(Alright)
We love to Funkastein.

Microbiologically speaking,
when I start churnin', burnin' and turnin'.
I'll make your atoms move so fast, expandin' your molecules.
Causing a friction fire, burnin' you on your neutron.
Causing you to scream, "Hit me in the proton", baby.

(I don't know what I'm talking about)
Hit me with the one and then, if you like hit me again.
We love you, Funkenstein.
(Oh yeah, let's do it one more time)
O-o-o-over
hoo wee
(You're really out of sight)
I hope you all got your sunglasses on out there

Ho!
What is that, it's really gonna blow your mind.
(nonsense)

We love to funk you, Funkenstein, your funk is the best.
(Talk!)
Take my body, give it the mind to funk with the rest.
(Kiss me on my ego)
Hit me with the one and then, if you like, hit me again.
We love to Funkastein.

We love to funk you, Funkenstein, your funk is the best.
(O-o-o-over)
Take my body, give it the mind to funk with the rest.
Hit me with the one and then, if you like, hit me again.
We love to Funkastein.

Ain't nothing but a party, baby.
Swift lippin' and ego trippin' and body snatchin'.
(Dr. Funkenstein, you are really out of sight.)
The bigger the headache,
the bigger the pill, they call me the big pill.

Hit me with the one and then, if you like, hit me again.
We love to, Funkastein.
(Yeah, hit me one time, one time.)
(Hey man, you make me feel so bad.)

We love to funk you, Funkenstein, your funk is the best.
(It is so funky around here.)
Take my body, give it the mind to funk with the rest.
(I'm just funkin' and jumpin'.)
Hit me with the one and then, if you like, hit me again.
We love to Funkastein.
(Yeah, we love you Dr. Funkenstein, yeah.)

We love to funk you, Funkenstein, your funk is the best.
Take my body, give it the mind.
To funk with the rest
(Yeah, take it, take it. Take it.)
Hit me with the one and then, if you like, hit me again.
We love to Funkastein.