Douchebag Benny
How bold of you he said when I walked in the room
I didn't think you'd come now that we're not one, we're two
Yeah he & I are through, 'cause I saw all the clues
He ain't nothing but a closet douche
In bed one night, drinking wine to relax
Then he offered to pay for me to wax
Two dates is not enough enough
To say that kind of stuff
Said he didn't like women sleeping over
Right after the very first time we kissed
I called Laurel and I told her
This mythic man really does exist
He told me straight he was looking for real romance
Then he told me who he'd have if he got the chance
He told me that his dream
Was a girl still in her teens
Said he didn't like women sleeping over
Right after the very first time we kissed
I called Laurel and I told her
This mythic man really does exist
How bold of you he said when I walked in the room
I didn't think you'd come now that we're not one we're two
Yeah he and I are through
'Cause now I know the truth
He ain't nothing but a closet douche
I didn't think you'd come now that we're not one, we're two
Yeah he & I are through, 'cause I saw all the clues
He ain't nothing but a closet douche
In bed one night, drinking wine to relax
Then he offered to pay for me to wax
Two dates is not enough enough
To say that kind of stuff
Said he didn't like women sleeping over
Right after the very first time we kissed
I called Laurel and I told her
This mythic man really does exist
He told me straight he was looking for real romance
Then he told me who he'd have if he got the chance
He told me that his dream
Was a girl still in her teens
Said he didn't like women sleeping over
Right after the very first time we kissed
I called Laurel and I told her
This mythic man really does exist
How bold of you he said when I walked in the room
I didn't think you'd come now that we're not one we're two
Yeah he and I are through
'Cause now I know the truth
He ain't nothing but a closet douche
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Writer(s): Stacy Antonel
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