NYU Rap

You're at NYU
Always wearin purple, we're not fuckin with the blue
Ivy League's a circle jerk, we're comin with the new
Tuition bill's are up now what the hell we gon do, what we gon do
Yeah

You're at NYU
Always wearin purple, we're not fuckin with the blue
Ivy League's a circle jerk, we're comin with the new
Tuition bill's are up now what the hell we gon do, what we gon do

Now we don't got a campus
But at least we got a park
It's musicians in the day
And drug dealers after dark

If your dorm is far away, great, don't be nervous
You can take one of the shuttles, wait they're not in service

I'm just poppin in late, like I rule it all
Because I know my flow's hotter than a Rubin dorm
Because I know my flow hard like finding seats at Bobst
It's all nighter, take a final, then you're crawlin home, like

You're at NYU
Always wearin purple, we're not fuckin with the blue
Ivy League's a circle jerk, we're comin with the new
Tuition bill's are up now what the hell we gon do, what we gon do
Yeah

You're at NYU
Always wearin purple, we're not fuckin with the blue
Ivy League's a circle jerk, we're comin with the new
Tuition bill's are up now what the hell we gon do, what we gon do

Man we're all in heavy debt, and that's a shoutout Andy H
30k for a semester shit I shoulda gone to Pace
Homie when I see a freshman, I can tell just by the face
Or the fact that they will step in with the lanyard on their waist

I'm at Stern, know u call us snakes
But we're livin great
We just lay back, and watch the curve turn 60's into A's

But now hey, there's pretentious students
Come to class all wearin suits and
Talk at office hours, like they're pals with the professors, stupid

I don't wanna hear it
Can you make it stop
Least I don't do engineering
That's like studyin abroad

I wanna go to gallatin
I also want a job
And those two don't mix like
Milo and our student bod

I wanna go to Tisch, but I don't have the acting chops
So I'll get my drama from the public safety guards

Waitlist killed my schedule, wanna die right now
Tried to study in Bobst, but man the wifi's down

You're at NYU
Always wearin purple, we're not fuckin with the blue
Ivy League's a circle jerk, we're comin with the new
Tuition bill's are up now what the hell we gon do, what we gon do
Yeah

You're at NYU
Always wearin purple, we're not fuckin with the blue
Ivy League's a circle jerk, we're comin with the new
Tuition bill's are up now what the hell we gon do, what we gon do

But it's not all bad
Know that I am really grateful for this shot I have
To be tracin paths
Similar to all the greats who came before our class

And all the students are so talented, I'm lovin that

We got palladium brunch, I'm feelin full now
Hold on
All of this for one swipe, imma go off
Oh ya

Proud to study here, I know we got a lot of history
We show up high on rankings I would say pretty consistently
The logo weighs heavy, like the doors at silver
The professors are celebrities, they're proven winners

And nothin can slow us, except the multi factor authentification
We hate it
I guess there's hackers, just checkin my grades eh?
I'm sayin
This school is great and
There's no debatin
But when construction's done the park will really look amazin

Maybe 2030
That's exagerration
But I still won't have turned in a course evaluation

You're at NYU
Always wearin purple, we're not fuckin with the blue
Ivy League's a circle jerk, we're comin with the new
Tuition bill's are up now what the hell we gon do, what we gon do
Yeah

You're at NYU
Always wearin purple, we're not fuckin with the blue
Ivy League's a circle jerk, we're comin with the new
Tuition bill's are up now what the hell we gon do, what we gon do