Kale (Demo)

Oh man
I gotta take a mad piss!

Oh, hey Kale,
So what did you think about...
HOLY SHIT MAN
THAT'S THE BIGGEST COCK I'VE EVER SEEN!

Kale
Out here lookin' like slim shady
Getting no ladies
You got a dick the size of a pole
So why you only talk to me, Chop, and Cole?

Probably gonna get mad shit for this
Comin' at you with this diss
I'll bend over for the haters and they can give my ass a kiss
They're just jealous they're not me
Leave my shit alone and let it be
Create something of your own and see where you get
Homie
Tryin' to go pro won't get you shit
Get your depressed ass out of my view
That's why no one tryin' hang with you
Bet you'd give head just to be me for a few
Sorry homie, no can do

Now I gotta couple bros gonna support me no matter what
What you got kale?
Some good grades and your nuts?
Me, I get sluts
The ones with big butts

I'm gettin' so tired of explaining who you are
Everyone knows you as the kid who's a little bizarre
What?
He plays the guitar?
All I know about you is that Lewis hit your car
Damn, I just hit you hard with those last lines
Sorry you can't file a police report this time

What do you do in all that free time?
Bet you can't write a song like this with all my rhymes
Say you use to play basketball
I've seen you on the court, you ain't even that tall
Had to go easy on you and not cause you to fall
Cause I didn't wanna start a brawl
Cause we all know I'd kick your ass and win it all

I'll give it to you, you got a lot of sass
But you better be careful, someone gonna beat your ass
And we all know how long you'd last
You'd end up in a cast.

Sad thing is so few gonna get all these references
That's okay, writing this song was effortless
Probably because of all my leverage
On you

Sorry, Kale,
It had to be done
No hard feelings
I actually think you're fun
Talk and smile more,
I'll be sure to share the profits when this album goes to number four



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