A Boring Town

Gotta say this is a normal town
It's pretty boring nothing's going down
Here in this town life is pretty chill
Just Lucas Dustin and my main man Will
Not much to do but play C and C
But give me my boys and that's fine with me

'Cause when the craziest thing that's happened all year
Was when I rolled a one attacking Dark Lord Schnear
But we still didn't die so I think it's clear that
No strange thing is ever gonna happen here

I've gotta say this is a friendly place
People smiling when they see my face
It's so surprise it's been a boring day
But maybe something will come my way
Though it's nice, there's one thing I miss
Punching a baddie with my fist

'Cause when the craziest thing that's happened all year
Was when Old Man Jenkins bit off Jackie's ear
And although that's kinky it's crystal clear that
No strange thing is ever gonna happen here

Get your guns get your knives
Hide your kids hide your wives
And bring me that girl today

Gotta say I'm feeling kinda down
I'm the lamest wizard in this whole wide town
Just for once I wish that someone else could see
Me as I want to be

'Cause when the craziest thing that's happened all year
Was when the chief of police got stabbed with a spear
And although that's odd it's crystal clear that
No strange thing is ever gonna

'Cause when the craziest thing that's happened all year
Was when a crappy musical had it's premier
And although that's weird it's crystal clear that
No strange thing is ever gonna happen
What strange thing could ever even happen?
No strange thing is ever gonna happen here



Credits
Writer(s): Parley Lambert
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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