Where the Boys Go

Hey girls, you better listen to me
I'm gettin' starved with your company
All day Monday, and all day Tuesday
I played football, there's nothing on the telly

Ever since I was just 13 years old
And I've always felt shy, but I acted so bold
I never had the money, and I never had the class
But I always seemed to get myself a Saturday night piece of ass

(Where the boys go) on a Saturday night
Where the boys all go, hold ya tight
Where the boys go, Saturday night
Where the boys all go

Saturday mornin' you can see me down the pub
And I piss away me money, and I can't stand up
Cab fare pop? You look silly in the road
Get in everybody where the boys all go

Hey, never keep a secret from me, yeah
Never keep a secret from you, woah you
Neve keep a secret from me, yeah

Where the boys go, Saturday night
Where the boys all go, hold ya tight
(Where the boys go) stand around and pose
(Where the boys all go) now, showin' off their clothes
(Where the boys go) down the disco
(Where the boys all go) where the boys all go

Hey girls, what ya doin' tonight?
Now do you wanna dance or do you wanna bite?
Listen here darlin', I know the score
Paint your face, dye your hair, I'll see you 'round the back

Hey, never keep a secret from you, no no no no
Never keep a secret from me, yeah
Never keep a secret from you

Everybody knows where the boys go, on a Saturday night
Where the boys all go, to hold ya tight
Where the boys go, Saturday night
Where the boys all go
Where they go, where they go

(Where the boys go) Saturday night
(Where the boys go) to hold ya tight
(Where the boys go) for a giggle and a laugh
(Where the boys go) and a little bit of ass
(Where the boys all go) for a little piece of this
(Where the boys all go) and a little bit of that
(Where the boys all go) for a little piece of stick
(Where the boys all go) for a little piece of cunt

(Where the boys go) where the girls all know
And the girls all know
(Where the boys go) where the girls all know
(Where the boys all go) and the girls all know
(Where the boys all go) and the girls all know
(Where the boys all go) where the boys all go
(Where the boys all go) and the girls all know
(Where the boys all go) where the boys all go
(Where the boys all go) and the girls all know