Alaska Thunderfuck - Vagina

Pride

Citizens of earth, it's that time
Pride comes but once per year
And if pride were an acronym I
Believe it would stand for the following
Perseverance, resistance, insistence, devotion, emotion
Now, are there any bears here tonight?
Oh, so many, I feel just like Goldilocks
And if that one's too hard, and that one's too soft
I'll keep searching till I find one that's just right

Pride is not just an excuse for us to dance
Shirtlessly and get wasted in the daytime, no
As important as those traditions are
We must remember our brave brothers and
Sisters who paved the way for us to be here today
And most of all
We must always remember the many many
Hundreds of people who died at Stonewall
A- what- wait I'm getting a message in my earpiece
Uhum, oh, no one died at Stonewall? Oh oh, Stunning

Don't run and hide
Come take a ride
Just come inside
Cause bitch it's pride
So move aside
I'm dignified
Happy pride, at Stonewall no one died

Cracking fans, throwing shade
Cracking fans, throwing shade
Cracking fans, throwing shade
Cracking fans, throwing shade
Cracking fans, throwing shade
Cracking fans, throwing shade
Cracking fans, throwing shade
Cracking fans, throwing shade

I'd like to take a moment to discuss the dresscode
And no, I'm not talking about the
Exciting new fragrance by Ivy Winters
This is a notice concerning all tops
Whether they be tube, tank our blouse variety
No sleeves allowed!

And if you're wearing a romper, please be romping
And if you're wearing a jumper, please be jumping
And if you're wearing a top, please, and this is very important
All tops must be cropped
All tops must be cropped
All tops must be cropped
And if you're in drag today, please, don't be a heroine
You're six inch stilettos have no place here, heels be gone!
For pride and for conferences alike, heels are no longer mandatory
If you're not wearing flats, you're not doing drag!
Now, do you have a fan? Please grab it, okay, are you ready?
Are you in position? Okay
Just checking, alright, okay, you ready? Okay
Now do the Vivacious!

Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack
Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, do the Vivacious!
Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack
Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, do the Vivacious!
Cracking fans, throwing shade
Cracking fans, throwing shade
Cracking fans, throwing shade
Cracking fans, throwing shade
Cracking fans, throwing shade
Cracking fans, throwing shade
Cracking fans, throwing shade
Cracking fans, throwing shade

And so I want to wish you all a very happy
And prosperous pride season
Whether you be red, orange, yellow, green
Blue, indigo girl, or Violet Chachki
Stay hydrated
Eat something delicious
Wear sunscreen and leopard print
And most of all
Remember the words of a wise philosopher who once said
Anus thing is possible
Pride

Credits
Writer(s): Tomas J Costanza, Justin Andrew Honard, Paul David Coultrup
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