12 Days Of A Pop-Punk Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A pair of skinny khakis
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two snapback hats
And a pair of skinny khakis

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats
And a pair of skinny khakis

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four pairs of Vans
Three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats
And a pair of skinny khakis

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five large pizzas

Four pairs of vans
Three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats
And a pair of skinny khakis

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six flannel shirts
Five large pizzas

Four pairs of vans
Three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats
And a pair of skinny khakis

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven vinyl records
Six flannel shirts
Five large pizzas

Four pairs of Vans
Three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats
And a pair of skinny khakis

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight Tumblr notes
Seven vinyl records
Six flannel shirts
Five large pizzas

Four pairs of Vans
Three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats
And a pair of skinny khakis

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine cardboard signs
Eight Tumblr notes

Seven vinyl records
Six flannel shirts
Five large pizzas

Four pairs of Vans
Three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats
And my parents understanding

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten pics of Patty
Nine cardboard signs

Eight Tumblr notes
Seven vinyl records
Six flannel shirts
They forgot the pepperoni

Four pairs of Vans
Three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats
And a merch guy we named Fappy

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
11 anchor tats
Ten pics of Patty
Nine cardboard signs

Eight Tumblr notes
Seven vinyl records
Six flannel shirts
This isn't what I ordered
(But seriously call Dominos and demand a refund)

Four pairs of Vans
Three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats
And an unnecessary breakdown
(Blegh)

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
12 broken hearts
11 anchor tats
Ten pics of Patty
Nine cardboard signs

Eight Tumblr notes
Seven vinyl records
Six flannel shirts
No, this is unacceptable

Who forgets pepperoni? Pepperoni's like the default topping
Like if anything, people who order cheese would get the pepperoni on it accidentally
(Come on man, finish the song)
Fine

Four pairs of Vans
Three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats
And a pair of skinny khakis

Merry Christmas to each and every one of you
Isn't it crazy Fearless let us do this?



Credits
Writer(s): Jarrod Alonge
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