Blow My Top

when people look at me all they see is a monster but just because I'm made of rock doesn't mean I don't have feelings.
I'm so lonely because I'm the only one of my kind so sad and blue I would give most anything if I could live in peace with all of you.
I don't have much does just this old home a little garden with a garden gnome.
my only friends are the stones that you see they may be rocks but they're precious to me.
is it too much to ask for a little respect tired of coming outside to find my garden wrecked.
feel a pain in my head all I can see is red and when they call me names it only fuels the flames.
I get so mad i could hop and my eyes want to pop.
if this aggravation doesn't stop I'm going to blow my top.
now that I know you'll let me extend my Royal promise to be a friend.
you give me hope and I want to believe but in the past I've been deceived.
I promise you sir will treat you with respect.
but when they steal all my things my anger goes unchecked.
I feel a pain in my head all I can see is red and when they call me names it only fuels the flames.
I get so mad I could hop my eyes want to pop if this aggravation doesn't stop I'm going to blow my top.
I'll be your friend I'll make it stop.
I won't blow my top.
don't blow your top.
won't blow my definitely absolutely positively calm and Cooley top